“I went to the zombie optometrist when they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaaaaaammmmees”
“The zombie weatherman said today’s forecast will be “raaaaaaiiiiinn”
“My Zombie Financial adviser told me to claim all my capital gaaaaaiiiiinnnnnns”
“Where do zombies like to vacation in Europe? Spaaaaiiiiiiiiinn!”
And who would survive the holidays without some knock knock jokes?